I *Burnt* My Pants!!! :\

There's a hole in my pants, dear Liza dear Liza
There's a hole in my pants, dear Liza a hole.
So fix it you dumb ass! You dumb ASS! You DUMB ASS!
So fix it you dumb ass, you dumb ASS fix it!


HEHE. Very high on 4th-of-Julyness. This was the best 4th ever. So here goes the whole story:

1. The parade: Erich didn't have a reed so he couldn't play so Chi (who showed up! yay!) and me had to cover his solo, and we didn't have the music for it, so it sounded pretty crap, but it was fun anyway and I saw a zillion people I knew, which is funny cause I didn't think I knew a zillion people, but I even saw my minister!

2. Chasing Ryan: Okay so RYAN RUDOLF (now you all know his name, so you can all stalk him), my ex, was at the park (duh, everyone was there), and I saw him, and I was in the mood for a confrontation (as I often am), so we started to walk over to him, and he took off. I mean like, ran as if a meteor was coming. And he would get away, and we (Me, Stephanie, Molly, and Zach) would chase him more. Sometimes even looking at him would send him running, or if I moved at all. This all went on for at least an hour, prolly more than that. But it was a blast. And I've decided he's a man whore. But fine. Whatever.

3. Creepy Guys Who Hit on Me! (Oh Joy)
Yeah so we were walking around, trying to re-spot Ryan, and this guy walks up and he's like "where you goin'" creepy. And there were more of them all night. There were the 3 guys, who almost followed me, molly, and steph, and other people of course. There was Nick, too, but he's cool.

4. The Insence... Here's where is gets interesting
Okay so we (now me, Molly, Stephanie, Zach, Chi, and Sonya) were sitting in the middle of the path (to stay away from mosquitoes and block people) and we decided we should make a fire. So we put lots of sticks together, and we were like... ok, now who's got matches or a lighter? And of course, I had just taken mine out of my purse a couple days ago, so not me, and no body else either. Everybody in our big ass group had insence though, maybe to ward of mosquitoes (?) *or maybe just to wave at and burn eachother with, for the amusement of our sadistic parents* and so we all wanted some, and so me and Chi got one for each of us (6 total). And then get this, we tried to make a fire with them. We did burn the napkins, but the sticks and grass wouldn't light. Even when Nick brought us some matches it didn't work.

5. That's not Entirely True
We did light the napkins on fire. And they burned like hell, man. We were afraid our parents would see the glow. It was big. And so we all tried to get rid of it, but that just blew the embers around and one got on my pants. (You all see where this is going?) And I tried to squish it out, but instead I burned my finger and my leg, and there is now a hole in my pants, on the left side of my right knee.

6. So After that...
Party at my house! Chi and Sonya couldn't come, but Zach, Molly, and Steph did. We lit candles and went in the backyard, but both my neighbors were having parties, putting us in danger of being attacked by a rougue firecracker (which are illegal here) or a buring tree. So we went into my garage, which is actually a cool place to hang out. They all left around 11. And now I'm here!

So that was my 4th. Was yours that interesting? I bet not! HAH!