Friday, December 30, 2005

Why I Hate Teenagers (Warning: Rant may occur)

Say one thing they don't like and suddenly you're their worst enemy.

They are stereotyped (such as I'm doing now, I suppose. sorry)

They all think they're better than you. Or that you're no different from them. Or, more likely, too different from them.

If you're not like all other teenagers, you have to work even harder, not just because you're different, but to bear all the stereotypes people try to place on you. I do not like being "in style" and my eyes must not be "glued to the tv" whenever there's a hot guy on.

Being different, caring about different things, it's too hard to relate to teenagers. I think about different things I talk a different way. I don't want the same kind of relationship with a guy or girl that they all want.

Their crap is taking over my tv. what happened to quality?

They always say they want to talk to you, but then they never actually do unless they have something they want to complain about. But there's nothing there if you want to talk about anything.

Q: Can I please talk about something serious without it turning into a sex joke?
A: No.

Q: why do i know what i want to do with my future and yet seem stuck here with no direction?
A:... something to do with teenagerdom.

Teenagers could take a course in "nothing is so funny it needs to be shoulted in the halls"

I am stuck taking classes I don't want to take so I can go to college. Unfortunately, so are other people, who don't have the same college plans i do. Let the "shut the fuck up" fest inside my head begin

There is no way for me to explain to teenagers how I feel about anything. I relate to people who are about 10 years older than me at least. I love them all, but it's hard to hang out with them a lot. They have lives. The kind of life I want to have where things get done that matter.

Ignorance is a teenager's best friend. And my worst enemy.

You are not invincible. And we can hear you at about 50 decibles lower than the voice you speak at.

One word: fickle.
GET OVER IT. MOVE ON.

They always try to make you feel like you're not good enough. Are you?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh loll. :')

Anonymous said...

im a teenager and teenagers are not bad. you were a teenager once. Or you may be now i dont know but that is not true about teeanagers im sorry.

Anonymous said...

Im a teenager, 18, turning 19 in half a year. Your excessive generalizations of teenage behavior amuses me, and made me realize how ignorant and intolerant you probably are. Of course if you walk into a highschool or mall, you will see some of the stuff you described, by some of the more immature teens, but to say you "hate" teenagers is just immature and pointless. Everyone needs time to grow up and mature. You did. I did.

The Z said...

You'll notice this was written in 2005... I was 15 at the time. So, you know. It's allowed. Plus, it's just a blog. Kind of inherently for ranting. And I'm sorry you think I'm immature and intolerant, because those are two adjectives no one who knows me would ever use to characterize who I am. Especially not now.

Peter said...

I know the feeling. As a 14 year old, I sometimes feel as though I should be talking with people at least twice my age, as they don't subjet you to all kinds of humiliation, like pulling your trouses down in the middle of a shopping mall, punching you for being individual, and attempting to SHIT IN MY BLOODY MOUTH!

I suppose I'm lucky that I'm introversive and have mild AS, as it means that I actually THINK about what I'm doing before behaving like a total prat.

Anonymous said...

I hate the little fuckers who are between 13 and 17, especially the male white trash types. I'd love to take a flamethrower to the fucktards.

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